Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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