I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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