I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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