This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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