i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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