So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
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