i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Randomize
