just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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