you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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