Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
Randomize
