Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
