Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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