ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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