she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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