Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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