unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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