my vag is so smooth its legendary
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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