Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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