therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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