Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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