Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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