I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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