My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
Randomize