I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I pour the whiskey from now on
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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