Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Randomize
