I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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