I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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