She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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