you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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