I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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