Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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