Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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