he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Why did my mother make you get naked?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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