You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize