so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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