i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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