have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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