you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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