I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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