So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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