You smell like stripper and shame
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
