im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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