does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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