she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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