Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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