Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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