At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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