No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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