Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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