I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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