I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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