You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
