if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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