Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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