I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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