and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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